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The ORB house has been vacated, but you can still enjoy the signs here online.

The ORB is the Capital of the People's Republic of Carnalopia

For a full-sized view of the flags, click on them.
Carnalopia's Flag

Octoglot's Flag  Gunkulus's Flag

Carnalopia is divided into two provinces: Gunkulus, and Octoglot.
The provincial border is in the middle of the house, and passes directly through the bath tub.
Carnalopia's borders extend to the edges of the yard in which the ORB resides.
The inhabitants of Carnalopia are governed by the provincial Premiers and the federal Prime Minister.

Prime Minister of the People's Republic of Carnalopia: Tony S. Ostlund
Premier of the Province of Octoglot: John W. Bidochka
Premier of the Province of Gunkulus: Colin S. Reid
The ORB is best known for its window sign.  The window sign's history dates back to the 1999 Saskatchewan Provincial General Election.  The ORB's first sign was a mock-up of an election campaign sign, which said "RE-ELECT SATAN".   Much fun was had with that.  The sign was removed not long after the election was over.  The idea of a sign in the window was resurrected in early 2000, when a box of letters was *ahem* acquired.  Premier Bidochka purchased some construction paper and tape, then he and Premier Reid put these together with some of the letters to make a sign which read "TAX RELIGION".  Since then, the sign has been a permanent fixture in the window of the ORB, and has been updated on a semi-regular basis.  At present, the sign is constructed of wood, sliders, and hooks, with chains that hang it from the window's frame.  Have a suggestion for a new sign?  Have a light-board you wish to donate?  E-mail us.

Here's an article someone wrote about our sign!
Here is the complete list of window signs:

Sign retired. (April 21, 2002)

100   The end is near so pay me now (Posted April 10, 2002)

99   Beware of yourself (Posted March 28, 2002)

98   Honk at your own risk (Posted March 26, 2002)

97   Beware of God (Posted March 21, 2002)

96   Accepting Donations - Help Fix Our Sign! (Posted March 20, 2002)

95   It hurts to be dead (Posted March 15, 2002)

94   Give us money or we'll kill a cow (Posted March 11, 2002)

93   Kitten Noodle Soup Pho $4.50 (Posted March 10, 2002)

92   Kitten stew $3.95 per bowl (Posted March 09, 2002)

91   Dead kittens for sale (Posted March 07, 2002)

90   Give us money or we'll kill a kitten (Posted March 04, 2002)

89   Oprah is warm, kind and sincere (Posted March 03, 2002)

88   Set Oprah on fire and laugh (Posted March 01, 2002)

87   All bow down before Oprah (Posted February 24, 2002)

86   Resist Oprah and suffer (Posted February 21, 2002)

85   Oprah is now mandatory (Posted February 19, 2002)

84   Oprah threw Pepsi in my face (Posted February 18, 2002)

83   I saw it on Oprah - it must be true! (Posted February 16, 2002)

82   Oprah speaks only the truth (Posted February 15, 2002)

81   Oprah-proof your wife! (Posted February 13, 2002)

80   Oprah-proof yourself! (Posted February 12, 2002)

79   Oprah owns your ass (Posted February 11, 2002)

78   Paranoids have enemies too (Posted February 06, 2002)

77   We don't have time for rational solutions (Posted February 01, 2002)

76   Braaaaaains (Posted January 29, 2002)

75   The public sucks (Posted January 23, 2002)

74   We're now rat-free! (Posted January 14, 2002)

73   God is the leading cause of death (Posted January 04, 2002)

72   Stop sawing the table (Posted December 27, 2001)

71   Happy birthday, Jebus! (Posted December 24, 2001)

70   Not now, I'm bleeding (Posted December 20, 2001)

69   Fill your inner emptiness with stuff (Posted December 13, 2001)

68   Selected Pot Half Price (Posted December 03, 2001)

67   Reach out and spank someone (Posted November 25, 2001)

66   Free ice cream for nasty girls (Posted November 18, 2001)

65   Get a photo taken with Bigfoot (Posted November 08, 2001)

64   God Bless Arizona (Posted November 05, 2001)

63   91.3 CJTR FM (Posted October 31, 2001)

62   Who are the brain police? (Posted October 21, 2001)

61   Privatize the profits, socialize the costs (Posted October 14, 2001)

60   Lungbutter at the Exchange Oct. 13 (Posted October 05, 2001)

59   Hey Michelle, don't be scared (Posted October 03, 2001)

58   What's in your tickle trunk? (Posted September 19, 2001)

57   Now! (Posted September 16, 2001)

56   Earth is closed, please call again (Posted September 11, 2001)

55   Get the Chainsaw -- I'll make the salad (Posted September 03, 2001)

54   Insert Commercial Here (Posted August 23, 2001)

53   Everybody Likes Pickles (Posted August 12, 2001)

52   Talking animals sell tickets (Posted July 30, 2001)

51   If you're not a metalhead you might as well be dead! (Posted July 24, 2001)

50   Catnip Potatoes Ug Seal Pup's Fur (Posted July 11, 2001)

49   Your Mom Left Her Teeth In My Shorts! (Posted July 06, 2001)

48   One Eyed Willie's School for Wicked Girls (Posted June 24, 2001)

47   Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here (Posted June 20, 2001)

46   Check Your Bread for Maggots (Posted June 10, 2001)

45   The Platypus Has A Multi-Purpose Orifice (Posted June 03, 2001)

44   Gum is love (Posted May 22, 2001)

43   The Sooner We Do It, the Sooner We'll Be Doing It Right! (Posted May 15, 2001)

42   Leighton K. Please Report to the Office (Posted May 14, 2001)

41   Grand Re-Opening (Posted May 09, 2001)

40   We're Back (Posted May 07, 2001)

39   Under new management (Posted May 06, 2001)

38   We've Moved (Posted May 05, 2001)

37   Condemned (Posted May 04, 2001)

36   Closed for renovations (Posted May 03, 2001)

35   Declared Heritage Site (Posted May 02, 2001)

34   Gone Fishing (Posted April 28, 2001)

33   Spontaneously Do Nothing (Posted April 14, 2001)

32   Misery is a byproduct of profit! (Posted April 09, 2001) FTAA placard - contributed by Ron Rockey

31   FTAA cartoon (Posted April 06, 2001) contributed by Ron Rockey

30   Don't make your kids stupid (Posted April 01, 2001)

29   I'm not scared, I'm in a good mood (Posted March 24, 2001)

28   For Those about to Rock We Salute You (Posted March 10, 2001)

27   Shopping is Not a Professional Sport (Posted February 28, 2001)

26   Free the West Memphis Three (Posted February 20, 2001)

25   We like weird stuff, please bring us weird stuff (Posted February 10, 2001)

24   Girlfriends wanted, apply within (Posted February 01, 2001)

23   If you lose, don't lose the lesson (Posted January 20, 2001)

22   As we think, so we become (Posted January 16, 2001)

21   SO MANY OF YOU LINE UP, BUT SO FEW OF YOU CROSS THE LINE (Posted January 05, 2001)

20   TONY IS LOOKING FOR WORK! 569-7780 (Posted December 13, 2000)

19   Votes for sale $1000 each or best offer (Posted November 13, 2000)

18   Please refrain from any criminal activity (Posted October 19, 2000)

17   One Canada one Health Care System (Posted October 15, 2000)

16   Farewell Pierre Elliot Trudeau (Posted October 02, 2000)

15   Don't hate the media - become the media (Posted September 07, 2000)

14   Question Everything (Posted August 08, 2000)

13   You are now under martial law (Posted July 10, 2000)

12   Hands are sex objects made visible (Posted June 23, 2000)

11   Police state is coming (Posted June 12, 2000) This sign was accompanied by two police lights: a red one and a blue one on either side of the sign. The lights were on a timer; they would flash all night and shut off during the day. One morning Col turned the lights on 9:00am during a parade. So during the parade there were a bunch of tanks and marching soldiers -- with this sign and the flashing lights in the background. Truly a magical moment.

10   Commercialism equals propaganda (Posted June 01, 2000)

9   God loves those who obey (Posted May 20, 2000)

8   You're still guilty Jack Ramsey (Posted May 01, 2000)

7   We're Watching You (Posted April 15, 2000)

6   Television does what Jesus can't (Posted April 01, 2000)

5   When the Revolution Comes (Posted March 15, 2000)

4   The Corporation supercedes the Individual (Posted March 01, 2000)

3   Guilt-free drive-thru child drop-off (Posted February 15, 2000)

2   Tax Religion (Posted February 01, 2000)

1   Re-Elect Satan (Posted September 01, 1999)

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ORB sign Re-Elect Satan! another ORB sign ORB sign 12-07-2001